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Obama Supporters are better at arts and crafts.

Posted by soaquarian on Friday, October 10, 2008

I teared up a little. If you don’t get it by now, nobody can help you. Same deal if you think the first minute is the good part.

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The bestest thing about being me

Posted by soaquarian on Sunday, September 21, 2008

“Da, I love you.”

-Son O’ Mine, in the truck, for no particular reason. He then went back to looking out the window. I love being his dad.

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The importance of going potty

Posted by soaquarian on Wednesday, September 17, 2008

“Ok! Run like the wind!”

– Son O’ Mine, after his mother stated that she needed to use the restroom.

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NSFW – Funny; wrong, but still funny.

Posted by soaquarian on Sunday, September 7, 2008

In direct contradiction to what I said before…Hey, I’m not the one who brought it up again and decided this grit needed to fly to Minneapolis for a photo op. Plus, it made me laugh.

When MCain meets Levi Johnson and Bristol Palin

Thanks to the wit of Disgrasian. See, all us Asians are snarky bastards;  it’s not just me.

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I was wrong, maybe.

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Bridget McCain was with her mom at the RNC! I actually saw her for 5 minutes on C-SPAN! Of course, that was the only time I saw her with her mom, was when she came in and then sat in the row behind her, but she is physically there, probably still.

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Banking in 2016

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, September 2, 2008

K. – “You know, Da; when I grow up and go to the bank, I’ll go to Independent Bank. They’ll have robots.”

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“Huh?”

Posted by soaquarian on Thursday, August 28, 2008

Son O’ Mine- **Making a sound with his mouth for, like, 3 minutes** “bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb…..”

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I always knew stormtrooper armor was paper-thin

Posted by soaquarian on Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hopefully, this falls under fair use; it’s really cool and Son O’ Mine and I are gonna build some as soon as I get better paper. cubeecraft

Big question. Where’s Boba Fett? Thanks to neatorama for the link.

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iPhone is all about “I”, evidently

Posted by soaquarian on Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hey, Jesusphone people, UPGRADE YOUR FRIGGIN FIRMWARE already! YOU (yes, you two, you know who you are)  are the reason my Blackjack keeps getting bumped to EDGE.

greedy, greedy, iPhones

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I did not know that

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, August 26, 2008

“See, this is why you need to learn from me.”

– Son O’ Mine, after a long, meandering, yet disturbingly accurate explanation (from an anatomical standpoint) of the cause of “Bladder ache”, a delayed onset condition preceded by a massive oral intake of water.

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