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I should vote for you, because…

Posted by soaquarian on Saturday, August 23, 2008

Please, please, please, someone explain why I should vote for John McCain. Use small words and short sentences, you know, cause I’m dim. Oh, and this is the tricksy part, do it in a way that doesn’t make me think you are racist or stupid as soon as you are done. That’s all I ask. Sad as it is, those are the two things I think when someone tells me they are voting for McCain. I know which one it is (if not both) after they tell me why (for some reason, they always have to tell me why).

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