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How do Cheese-its figure into it?

Posted by soaquarian on Thursday, August 20, 2009

“Da, is concrete liquid under the surface?”

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Two totally unrelated quotes

Posted by soaquarian on Friday, May 8, 2009

[Slaps down the Iron Man mask and hops on a simulated stick horse]

“I’m King of Chewbaccas.”

And then he gallops away. This is the danger of unitary executive power. Sorry, wookies, he called firsties. All hail the king, baby.

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One step closer to “you don’t know nothing, old man”

Posted by soaquarian on Sunday, March 8, 2009

“Da, something is really wrong with you”

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Bestest thing about being me part deux

Posted by soaquarian on Wednesday, October 15, 2008

“Thank you.”

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Pushing my comfort zone.

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, October 14, 2008

“She already had a birth.”

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The bestest thing about being me

Posted by soaquarian on Sunday, September 21, 2008

“Da, I love you.”

-Son O’ Mine, in the truck, for no particular reason. He then went back to looking out the window. I love being his dad.

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The importance of going potty

Posted by soaquarian on Wednesday, September 17, 2008

“Ok! Run like the wind!”

– Son O’ Mine, after his mother stated that she needed to use the restroom.

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Banking in 2016

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, September 2, 2008

K. – “You know, Da; when I grow up and go to the bank, I’ll go to Independent Bank. They’ll have robots.”

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“Huh?”

Posted by soaquarian on Thursday, August 28, 2008

Son O’ Mine- **Making a sound with his mouth for, like, 3 minutes** “bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb…..”

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I did not know that

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, August 26, 2008

“See, this is why you need to learn from me.”

– Son O’ Mine, after a long, meandering, yet disturbingly accurate explanation (from an anatomical standpoint) of the cause of “Bladder ache”, a delayed onset condition preceded by a massive oral intake of water.

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