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Two totally unrelated quotes

Posted by soaquarian on Friday, May 8, 2009

[Slaps down the Iron Man mask and hops on a simulated stick horse]

“I’m King of Chewbaccas.”

And then he gallops away. This is the danger of unitary executive power. Sorry, wookies, he called firsties. All hail the king, baby.

“Listen…I see perfectly what I’m doing. It’s clean.”

Still in the Iron Man mask, after he has spent the past 30 minutes in his bathroom sink “washing” his water-bottle, when I mentioned I needed to wash it again because he might not have gotten it completely clean, washed it in hot water, or used soap.

These are the sort of things that I can’t get away with anymore.


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