“Huh?”

Son O’ Mine- **Making a sound with his mouth for, like, 3 minutes** “bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb…..”

I always knew stormtrooper armor was paper-thin

Hopefully, this falls under fair use; it’s really cool and Son O’ Mine and I are gonna build some as soon as I get better paper. cubeecraft

Big question. Where’s Boba Fett? Thanks to neatorama for the link.

iPhone is all about “I”, evidently

Hey, Jesusphone people, UPGRADE YOUR FRIGGIN FIRMWARE already! YOU (yes, you two, you know who you are)  are the reason my Blackjack keeps getting bumped to EDGE.

greedy, greedy, iPhones

I did not know that

“See, this is why you need to learn from me.”

– Son O’ Mine, after a long, meandering, yet disturbingly accurate explanation (from an anatomical standpoint) of the cause of “Bladder ache”, a delayed onset condition preceded by a massive oral intake of water.

SciFi Channel does it to me again

I have just watched Leprechaun 4: In Space. I am dumber now than I was this morning. I had a cup of coffee, watched Meet the Press, and generally must have felt I had too many neurons, so let’s turn on Sci Fi and have my newly stimulated dendrites wither on the vine.

I should vote for you, because…

Please, please, please, someone explain why I should vote for John McCain. Use small words and short sentences, you know, cause I’m dim. Oh, and this is the tricksy part, do it in a way that doesn’t make me think you are racist or stupid as soon as you are done. That’s all I ask. Sad as it is, those are the two things I think when someone tells me they are voting for McCain. I know which one it is (if not both) after they tell me why (for some reason, they always have to tell me why).

1st grade lunch

“OK. I have the memory of an elephant, you know.”

– Son O’ Mine, upon being told the contents of his lunch and that the dried pears were for his snack and not his lunch.

OMFG, is this on regular TV?

I am not a lustful man (please excuse my wife, I have no idea why she is on the floor laughing) but the broadcast of the gold medal match in woman’s beach volleyball is one of the hottest things I have seen in a long time.

1st Grade Math

“I did it on fingers, and fingers never FAIL.”

– Son O’ Mine to Wife O’ Mine regarding math homework he did incorrectly. He got the correct answer eventually; it seems he missed a few fingers the first time.

Who knew?

Evidently, I make a hell of a pesto.

pesto champion

Good to know and further proof of my bad-assery.  Since he is not me, but is disturbingly like me, it possibly confirms the “many-worlds” interepretation in quantum physics. Again, more bad-assery. And he has tattoos! And that, my friends, is three.