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How do Cheese-its figure into it?

Posted by soaquarian on Thursday, August 20, 2009

“Da, is concrete liquid under the surface?”

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My new favorite thought of the day

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

“Honestly, I would pay good money to watch people who associate book learnin’ with the enemy try and fail to produce a modern-day Federalist Papers. If they do manage something it will be the first book ever written in all caps. (My emphasis)

Tim F. at Balloon Juice

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Two totally unrelated quotes

Posted by soaquarian on Friday, May 8, 2009

[Slaps down the Iron Man mask and hops on a simulated stick horse]

“I’m King of Chewbaccas.”

And then he gallops away. This is the danger of unitary executive power. Sorry, wookies, he called firsties. All hail the king, baby.

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One step closer to “you don’t know nothing, old man”

Posted by soaquarian on Sunday, March 8, 2009

“Da, something is really wrong with you”

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facebook notes – One Artist Share

Posted by soaquarian on Saturday, March 7, 2009

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 10 people and include me!

Pick Your Artist: Warren Zevon

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Yin and Yang

Posted by soaquarian on Sunday, February 22, 2009

I watched NASCAR, the wife watched the Oscars. We pretty much had the bases covered on the non-intellectual pursuits for tonight.

The big difference? I would have no issue listening to NASCAR on the radio; but don’t see how she could listen to the Oscars. I guess that means I win, if there were a contest. I hope not,  ’cause personally setting the lowest common denominator should never be a cause for celebration, in case you didn’t know.

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Yes, I am still a child

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, February 3, 2009

So I’m checking my RSS feeds, and lo and behold, BBC America sends me this, under their latest headlines.

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Mel Brooks scripted 2008 election in 1974. Surreality ensues.

Posted by soaquarian on Friday, October 24, 2008

Okay, this all started a few weeks ago as just a simple, quick post on one thing that struck me as a funny coincidence about Blazing Saddles and stuff that had happened in this election cycle. Unfortunately, politics doesn’t seem to want me to finish my idea. I have made a choice to just quit listening to the new stupid stuff and go with what I got, ’cause if I keep looking, I will find more.

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Bestest thing about being me part deux

Posted by soaquarian on Wednesday, October 15, 2008

“Thank you.”

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Pushing my comfort zone.

Posted by soaquarian on Tuesday, October 14, 2008

“She already had a birth.”

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